Terry turtle has tourettes. Just wave your hand by him or walk by and hear him spew any of a random 25 lovely epithets

A toy that can be left that will swear at any passer by? excellent!

Although it has a safe mode, I know I wouldn't be bothered using it... ;-) (via Firebox.com)

OK, it's juvenile but HI-larious. Why a turtle? And why is it swearing? Makes for a weird present for your f*cken friends.