The problem with a drinking from a 40 oz, is that the paper bag you wrapped it in doesn't insulate the malt liquor properly, Now unless you start chugging, you're gonna end up with a warm beverage. Well, you need to hook yourself up with the latest in trendy malt liquor consumption accessories, the cool new 40cozy - 40 oz Beer Cozy ($12). This neoprene insulated sleeve slides over the bottle just like a regular beer can cozy, but it also features a built-in handle and comes in two fly patterns, Royal Crowns or Bandana. Now chill out, you classy gangsta! (via The Green Head)

I've actually never consumed/purchased a 40.

Yes, I did go to a public high school... But seriously, I was on the debate team... so they cancelled each other out.

One day, when I'm feeling particularly low, I'll crash a high-school party and drink a Schlitz... but rest assured... I'll have my koozie.

You know, the problem with 40oz's (and we know what you're thinking - there are no problems with 40oz's...but seriously, hear us out...) is that, by the time you're at the bottom of the bottle, that delicious malt liquor is downright warm! And that's not gangsta. No way. But we've got you covered. This neoprene 40oz cozy, a big brother to the beer can cozy you know and love, will keep your 40oz chilled out, laid back and, um, with its, mind on its money and its money on its mind. Right. Available in two patterns and finished with a handle at the side. Made in the USA. Hand wash.

These are great, but there are way more styles and sizes at:

www.40cozystore.com at a much better price. Check them out. (via PJ)

by the time you're at the bottom of the bottle, that delicious malt liquor is downright warm! And that's not gangsta. No way. But we've got you covered. This neoprene 40oz cozy:- $12.00 (via ThisNext Blog)