This movie made me want to spritz people with pheromones, slither around them and then bite their mother &%^#$% heads off.

The one-liners in this movie are great, especially "This plane will go down faster than a Thai hooker"-- lines like that just don't grow on trees people. This is going to be one of those movies that I watch over and over again until I memorize every stupid line in the movie.

Excellent crappy movie, if you like crappy movies I highly recommend this one.