The real untold story of this presidential election is that while dogs have been granted the right to vote, polling sites will not be altered to accommodate the height-challenged. Get ready for a firestorm of debate in the aftermath of election day, as voter turnout is expected to skew heavily in favor of larger dog breeds.

As if daschunds aren't already cute enough, now their owners can be even cooler with this t-shirt. My dog would vote Obama, too, if he could. This shirt is pretty timeless, though. I'd buy it just to bust it out in 30 years and get my friends oohing and aahing over authentic vintage election wear.