OK, so here's my Halloween costume idea: gather a bunch of baby dolls, a permanent marker, some lip liner, a pork pie hat and some architectural blue prints.

Know what it is?

Here's another hint: hang a vial of blood on a necklace.

Now you've got it: you and your beau are Brad and Angelina.

For her: Draw a bunch of tattoos all over whatever skin is exposed from your outfit, the more the better. Line those lips all pouty like and wear your blood-vial necklace. Then attach like 4 baby dolls to your person. One should definitely be breast feeding.

For him: Wear your pork pie hat, carry the architectural blue prints, and similarly, tie like 3 babies to your body.

Bonus points: use a live baby and give it a faux hawk