For the next time your roommate says she'll buy the toilet paper but never delivers. This toilet paper WILL NOT rip or tear. They'll just be left to their own devices to figure this one out. Don't get mad, get even.

IF YOU'RE LIKE ME YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE STUCK CHANGING THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IN THE BATHROOM! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'M TIRED OF LOOKING TO THE ROLL AND ONLY SEEING A SQUARE LEFT! THE REVENGE TOILET PAPER WILL DEFINITELY EARN YOU BRAGGING RIGHTS! WAIT FOR YOUR UNSUSPECTING VICTIM TO ENTER THE HEAD AND WAIT TIL YOU SEE TP CREEPING OUT FROM UNDER THE DOOR! YOU'LL KNOW THE NEVER ENDING ROLL HAS STRUCK ONCE AGAIN!