Kickface wallet - Mike Laughead for Tinymeat

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You ever been kicked in the face? It's kinda rough. For days afterwards, your face feels all tingly and foreign, like a mask that is trying to bond with your skull.

Luckily, this wallet will not *actually* kick you in the face. It merely allows you to produce it from the butt of your stylish jeans, show it to someone, and say "Hey. Knock it off. Or else this could happen to YOU!"

**Please note, Shoparooni and Tiny Meat are not responsible if someone actually kicks you in the face for doing this. We recommend you try it on someone much, much smaller than yourself. Like a baby.***

****Shoparooni in no way endorses threatening babies without consent of their beleaguered parents. Even then, you might want to re-think.****

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Updated Apr 1, 2008

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