This store had a plethora of crappy sweaters to choose from but I felt this one screamed, 'I hate myself' the most... it's a "gilded wreath of vintage velvet" that makes this the top winner of ugly for the Appleseeds site.... and my pick for 'if you hate someone buy this' gift award. And since you can use a wreath at a funeral as well, you are also saying, I hope you die soon.... it's a two for one....