Okay. From now on, anything I make with my own two hands I am going to call a "pleasure object."

Having said that, I'm glad to see that "pleasure object" designers have started doing some actual designing... and are making some objects of pleasure that don't actually look so damn... intimidating.

Rechargeable? Yes. Adorable? That too. Lovable? You decide.

This pleasure toy is sure to give you all the satisfaction without the embarrassment. It a) doesn't look like a standard sex toy so people won't notice it at first glance (although I wouldn't recommend leaving it out) and b) doesn't make that bothersome buzzing noise when in use. Adjust the intensity of its vibrations with the push buttons and indulge yourself in it's ergonomic design. Ooh lala.