Bodum Santos Stovetop Vacuum Coffee Maker
You don't need any electricity to run this coffee maker. Much like it's urban cousin the pipe, this crack pot for coffee only needs a flame under it which can come from being atop a stove. The steam rises to the upper chamber, through the coffee grinds and then back down to the pot once all the water reaches the top. The result is fresh coffee sans smelly crack head.
Christmas wish 2009!