Because everything should taste like bacon...even your chap stick.

Now everything can taste like delicious bacon when you apply this cool new J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm ($13) to your lips. Yep, you can actually prevent chapped lips with a lip balm that actually smells and tastes just like real bacon! If you put some on just before eating bacon, you may experience a complete bacon sensory overload or if you're still in recovery from a third heart attack, you can still enjoy that great smokey taste without the risk. Yum! (via Michael Kiely)

I enjoy flavored lip balm a great deal, it’s one of those things I figured I’d grow out of, but never have. Usually I stick to cherry or strawberry, but if you need a little something different, this is the way to go. Instead of a fruity flavor, it’s bacon flavored. You get all that yummy bacon flavoring without any artery clogging side effects like you would with real bacon.