The ads promoting Las Vegas obviously mention that "What happens here, stays here," but with these fine products....what happens on the way here won't necessarily stay with any longer than you want it to. Mile-high kits come with everything you need to subtley get your groove on while 30,000 feet in the air. Well, except an area big enough to properly get your groove on while 30,000 feet in the air.

This erotic travel kit includes all the naughty little toys for romantic entertainment that does not necessarily have to be limited to airplanes only. Small "personal massager," "lotion," and "pleasure ring" included. My favorite is the "do not disturb" door sign. (Okay, maybe not "the" favorite.)

This is so cool. It includes massage oil, personal lubricant, a blindfold, a mini feather duster, a "Do Not Disturb" doortag, and more. Making airplane travel so much more exciting!

It's not eco-friendly, I know. But I had to share this great kit! Maybe you can make your own from all natural products and give to friends?

I found this sort of stuff at Ubibay. This is awesome. (via Ubibay)

I doubt my chances of gettin' are any better in the air than they are on the ground. But, I suppose it's best to be prepared.

mile high kit
* includes hot cinnamon mints, a folding pocket mirror, scented cloths and a "do not disturb" door hanger to prep the mood
* featuring massage oil (1 fluid oz.), personal lubricant (1 fluid oz.), a feather tickler, a blindfold, three condoms, a mini personal massager and a pleasure ring to indulge each other
* offered in a pink or silver discreet hard-sided travel case. see below for available styles
$50.00 (via ThisNext Blog)

In my opinion this kit should be kept right next to your emergency supply kit in your vehicle. Being prepared for anything and everything should be priority for all of us. I myself have never made use of this kit during any of our flights, but if I am ever so luck as to get the super first class* offered on Singapore Airlines, then this kit will finally earn its namesake.


*Super first class on Singapore Airlines offers a double bed for its passengers.

Traveling by airplane with your sweetheart this Valentine's Day? Well, if you plan on becoming the newest members of the exclusive mile high club, you might want to bring along the cool new Mile High Kit ($50). This hard-sided travel case discreetly stashes away all the necessary risque pleasure accessories you will need while getting busy in an airplane bathroom, like hot cinnamon mints, massage oil, personal lubricant, a feather tickler, a blindfold, a personal "massager", 3 condoms and more. You might get a few hurried knocks on the door if you take the time to use all three condoms and you should probably skip hanging the included "do not disturb" door hanger. I wonder if you'll get curious looks as this goes through the x-ray at security. (via The Green Head)