This towel will make sure that you don't dry your face with the same spot you dry your bottom with.......you know what I mean. (via Matthew)

Did you ever step out of the shower and start to dry off and then wonder if that part of the towel is the same part you used to dry your butt? Or worse yet, is that the part your roommate used to dry his butt? We have the solution, it's the Butt Face Towel! It's soft, fluffy, funny and practical!

The high quality terry cloth bath towel has two distinct sides. One side is clearly marked BUTT, one side of the towel is marked FACE. Never again will you have to wonder if the part of the towel you're rubbing all over your face to dry off was just drying your cheeks

I don't think I'm brave enough to walk around in this towel but I guess it's useful?!?

SLOW TO DO THE LAUNDRY THIS MONTH? WELL IF YOU'RE USING THE SAME TOWEL AGAIN YOU MIGHT WANT TO REMEMBER WHICH SIDE IS FOR WHICH PARTS OF YOU! BUTT SMELL IN THE FACE AIN'T A PRETTY SIGHT!

You'll always know which end to use when you come out of the shower! This is very useful... and really hilarious not to pass up. :) Butt-tastic! (via Aswan)

It's all about proper hygiene. Why waste a perfect shower only to wipe your face down with a towel that smells like ass?

to make sure you keep things straight.... (via urbanoutfitters.com)

It's actually a nice towel. I gave it to my ex-husband last year.

And the soap.