After planning one night at the Mayflower Hotel($229), scheduling a four hour appointment with "Kristen" ($4300), all the soon to be ex-Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer ending up getting, after getting caught in the middle of an FBI investigation into a prostitution ring, was this lousy Emperor's Club VIP Client #9 ($15) t-shirt. That was sure fast. (via The Green Head)

Thank you Eliot Spitzer. Your pain & shame has become a source of humor for the rest of the country. You sir, will not be forgotten.