We know you love your job. You are well paid. Get great inner satisfaction. And the Boss fully appreciates the amazing work that you do. In fact, there is only one thing that can make your idyllic job any better -- and that is your own personal stripper on your desktop!

Until now, that dream was just a fantasy. But thanks to the USB Pole Dancer, your fantasy can come true. This bikini-wearing hottie plugs into your computer's USB port and audio port. When sound plays on your system, she dances and gyrates around the pole and performs some truly seductive moves.

This may look like a cute gag gift, and it is. But when it turns on and starts moving that it's so loud the novelty becomes annoying and an absolute nuissance.

Your personal desktop stripper