nothing says "classy" like 24 karat handcuffs!
Handcuffs on an average day don't have the same glossy glow as handcuffs on Valentine's Day. The difference? Average day = arrest, Valentine's Day= love, sex, and good times. So grab a pair to show your significant other you are neither a criminal or a total square.
If you must have cuffs they should be gold plated of course