SUCK UK - Smoking Mittens

Smoking is bad, bad, bad. It will almost certainly kill you, and the life you have before your untimely death will suck.

That said, I used to smoke like a chimney, and I lived in England, where it's cold -- all the time. So whenever we had to go outside to feed the habit, our hands will slowly ...more

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jonathonmorgan's recommendation

Smoking is bad, bad, bad. It will almost certainly kill you, and the life you have before your untimely death will suck. That said, I used to smoke like a chimney, and I lived in England, where it's cold -- all the time. So whenever we had to go outside to feed the habit, our hands will slowly turn into ice cubes -- it was awful. So, while it'd be better if you didn't light up, if you do smoke, you might as well have warm hands.
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whosdiary's recommendation

Harsh winters won't stop you from killing yourself with cigarettes....get the smoking mittens.
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tatorandtots's recommendation

Nice holes. If cold, snowy days separate you from your New Year's resolution to quit smoking, you might want to consider these butt-friendly gloves in the meantime.
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kelson's recommendation

Product Description from site: Since we’ve managed to banish the human chimneys to smoking only outside, the least we can do is let them keep their hands warm while they’re there. Reversible for left and right hand smoking. Fire resistant. Unisex -- one size fits most. Black only. Hehe....
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designerista's recommendation

Know a special smoker? Keep them warm with smoking mittens made for holding the cigarette.
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chad's recommendation

No, these absolutely don't mean that I support smoking. However, I can certainly empathize with those miserable times that you've got to go outside in ungodly conditions to smoke. Well, now you can at least keep your fingers warm. You see, they have a cigarette size hold in the mittens. The other perk is that they keep your hands from smelling.
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TheTrendBoutique's recommendation

hot dude

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EDubs's recommendation

Pretty clever! Now all you smokers don't have your hands freeze!
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missmitch's recommendation

Keep your hands toasty while doin' the deed

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mmachnicki's recommendation

Smoking in the winter sucks. Always have to keep switching hands to keep warm or stink up your gloves. If you can't quit, might as well keep warm!
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