If chirpy, enthusiastic, artificially optimistic people bother you as much as they do me, especially in the morning - especially before I'VE EVEN GOTTEN THROUGH HALF A CUP OF COFFEE... well then, This Mugs For You.

It's dandy.

This cup is just hilarious. (via Despair)

For when your glass is half empty.

$9.99 (via book of joe)

A truism and statement combined into the convenience of a drinking vessel. If the print is too small to read under the line on the mug, it states, "The glass is now half empty." 'Nuff said. (via despair.com)

Despair, Inc. does it again! This mug has a line half way down that reads, "The glass is now half empty".

Perfect for those pessimists or annoying optimists you know. Oh how I love office humor!

Hilarious, pessimistic mug to get you through the work day. It has a horizontal line etched into the glass, and says: "The glass is now half empty".

The statement is made in such a matter-of-fact manner that you can't stop yourself from grinning :).

In addition, the simple glass design and regular font give this glass an elegant edge above your average coffee mug. (via Cora)