because if the makeup hasn't completely melted off your face, you can just refresh with a spritz of evian.
It's not easy being green. You're allowed the occasional slip. Set the teeth of those self righteous hippies on edge by eschewing the spray bottle in favor of this high brow mister from Evian (after all they did show up in a gas-guzzling bus now didn't they?). Stay cool and be cool at the same time sister.