There's a person on your list who has everything, you say? HA! I double-dog dare you to buy them this and see if they say, "Ah. Already have it. Thanks anyway."

ps You'll need to hogtie them and get a cheek culture. I guess I should mention that first.

from the site:


Your deoxyribonucleic acid is what makes you the unique snowflake you are. The genetic dance of Adenine, Thymine, Guanine and Cytosine, in infinite combinations, has its own beauty. With the advent of forensic electrophoresis, your own beautiful genetic makeup can be your own personalized art.

First, we collect a few cheek cells. It's a painless process - just swipe the inside of your mouth with a cotton swab. Then, you send your sample to our labs where our monkey scientists replicate a few clone-troopers extra strands of DNA, dye them, embed them in a gel, and apply an electric field. Smaller chains of DNA get pulled along the field faster than the larger ones, leaving several streaky rows of genetic markers that get captured on a photographic plate.

We take that photo, color it based on your requested color-theme, and in 6 to 8 weeks you'll have a beautiful framed 8" by 10" portrait that's as personal as your fingerprint.

Now it's time for you to enter the world of unique, personal art, made from your own genetic makeup.


Details

* You'll get a packet with a genetic sampling kit and instructions
* Follow the instructions and take a cheek sample using the included swab
* Mail your sample to our labs using the included envelope
* in 4 to 6 weeks, we'll ship you your portrait!
o 8" x 10"
o Bolted glass frame
o Suitable for hanging or standing
* Choose from twenty-four different color styles!

Truly, there is no personal portrait quite like this one. It's not a candid shot of you role playing or the coveted baby photo. The custom DNA portrait is actually a photo of your completely unique DNA.

For Valentines Day, there's few things more (geeky) romantic than pointing out how your loved one truly is one-of-a-kind.

fantastic gift for the geek who has everything!