This is pretty self-explanatory really. The "GoateeSaver" saves your goatee while you are shaving so you don't wind up with unsightly misshapen facial hair. It comes with the added bonus of making you look like Mezmeron, the villain from the Pac Man cartoons. Now who wouldn't want a little role playing added to their morning hygiene routine?
It looks like something Hannibal Lecter should wear, but it promises to give you the perfect goatee.
The companies slogan, "real men wear goatess." I obviously disagree. But hey, if its your thing, i guess this is the product for you.