This is pretty self-explanatory really. The "GoateeSaver" saves your goatee while you are shaving so you don't wind up with unsightly misshapen facial hair. It comes with the added bonus of making you look like Mezmeron, the villain from the Pac Man cartoons. Now who wouldn't want a little role playing added to their morning hygiene routine?

The companies slogan, "real men wear goatess." I obviously disagree. But hey, if its your thing, i guess this is the product for you.

If I had had this gadget, I may have kept my goatee. But, I got tired of shaving asymmetrical designs on my face. It has a mouth piece that you insert into your mouth & bite down on it. You can move the guard up and down depending on where you bite down. And it will also get wider in 3 different areas. So, if you don't mind looking a little like Hannibal Lechter while you shave, you can have a perfect goatee.

It looks like something Hannibal Lecter should wear, but it promises to give you the perfect goatee.