I'm going to tell all the kids I really did find a goose that laid golden eggs. They'll believe me for about one-half of one second. My daughter is, thankfully, still too young to roll her eyes at me for this. If I were well insured I'd leave one sitting in plain site and watch the free-for-all. OK- not really. These will-- of course-- be REALLY hard to find. Good thing they're plastic or they might start to smell.