The Biological Clock Alarm Clock
Biology is a a cruel mistress (or would that be gigolo?) - or at least that's what your mom would like you to think. The Biological Clock Alarm Clock has ages instead of hours, which start to turn into a red, frantic blur around 40. Sadly, it works like a regular alarm clock; you can't set the alarm to go if in, say, 10 years. A great Roy Lichtenstein cover for the dial. The box has some great quotes on it (check the pic!) $17. Perhaps a great gag gift for good friends.