"Duct Tape Tie"
"//--> The life of an engineer is typically a dirty one. Mucking about in machinery, or hunched over a drafting board, or stringing cabling across and through the office, it's almost impossible to keep clean. Though, sometimes, you're called upon to meet with “The Suits” upstairs. When there, you're expected to be presentable. That means, you'll be asked to wear a tie. No good engineer wears a tie. Even the best of us gets loose fitting clothing caught in a gear, or scorched by a Bunsen burner. They're impractical, and often garish and uncomfortable. Doesn't matter - you're still expected to have and wear a tie. The question becomes - what kind of tie? Some novelty piece of polyester shaped like a fish? Dear God, no. Get a tie that says something about who you are - one that tells the suits upstairs that you'll play their game, but you'll play by your own rules. Yes - your tie is made of duct tape. Layered, trimmed and shaped into the perfect tie, but made entirely out of duct tape, you can tie the Duct Tape Tie just like a regular silk tie, just seriously cooler. Now, step into that board meeting and take control. Give those suits the update that they wanted, but don't give them an inch of your style."