Freeze 24/7 - Anti-Wrinkle Cream
I have a weird fascination with Freeze 24/7, which is supposed to magically reduce wrinkles 50-90% using topical muscle relaxers. Let me repeat those last three words: topical muscle relaxers. Now, look, i have several years to go until i start considering shooting botoxic into my face. I hear it makes you cry from my one friend who did it, anyway. But who DOESN'T want to turn back the clock? Who doesn't want time in a bottle? I am curious. I am not $125 curious yet, but it's something to consider before, you know, paying people to stick poison needles in your face that make you cry but prevent you from making a believable crying facial expression.