GeekyBeek PuckerUps are a silly, geeky - and oddly romantic - Valentine gift alternative that has no calories, needs no watering, and won't lead to "do I look fat in this thong?" conversations. They're at http://www.gardenfun.com/valentine-geek-gifts.html GeekyBeek PuckerUps. I have them all over my windowsills and they make me laugh every time I look at them. I'm giving them to all the geeks I love, and also to my mom instead of chocolate.

Geekys are hand-cast, and each one has a unique hand-painted face. There's also a totally outrageous 64" http://www.gardenfun.com/geekybeek-giant-pink.html gigantic pink flamingo GeekyBeek. The height of class, dontcha think? :>) (via B.L. Ochman)

This is hysterical, romantic, funny, creative and certainly unique! I just bought the entire 6-pack and can't wait to give them out this year for Valentine's Day. I can just imagine the surprised looks when they open these GeekyBeek Pucker-Ups! I think in the office they're going to make all those other roses look so plain Jane. Thank you thisnext.com!