Giant Extremely Large Flask
This is it, the big daddy of all flasks. Big enough to cure even the biggest thirst, this extra large flask features a screw off lid and holds a whopping 64oz of liquor (1.9 liters). Made of high-quality stainless steel, it looks impressive too, measuring 12" tall x 7" wide x 2" deep. A great gift idea for that big drinker, travelers (can be packed in a suitcase), or buy one for yourself and supply your entire party with liquor for the night.
You want this don't you? I know if you get it you'll find some reason to bring it out... and you'll start wearing baggy jackets to hide it... then you'll start parking on the lawn... It'll be awesome... hehe.