i didn't actually purchase this set of cards, but rather, was given the deck by a friend who shares my often-malicious antisocial sentiment. i used to hand one to my boyfriend every time he made a bad joke, but i didn't want to waste all my cards. now i just beat him and make him lie to the cops about it.

i think i love them.

Hilariously wicked! If someone is talking and just wont shut up, never have to worry again how to hush them! Just hand them one of these business cards, in such elegant and simple type that really they cannot be offended...

I'm going to hand this out to clients the next time I visit them. And who knows, they might just hand one back to me by the time we're done meeting.

Business card that simply states "STOP TALKING" - Too elegant to offend?
I'm not sure that the person you slip this to won't be offended, but oh have there been days (on Wednesday mornings - Staff Meeting!) when I would have loved a box of these. However, delivered in this manner I can't see the person being able to respond - they'll actually be a at loss for words! (via Charles and Marie)

not business cards, but sometimes, you really just want the other person to STOP TALKING. then you can exchange contact information and move on

I'd use it a lot, especially with people who insist on screaming when talking on cellphones. (via wellheeled)

If ONLY I had these cards when I was with my rambling ex-BF... (via floridagirl)