Yeah, I'm going to need these. Because cupcakes belong in your ears. Blown glass (heh... I said "blown") with sterling silver findings (not sure what "findings" are... the little silver balls...? heh... I said - never mind). They come in vanilla or chocolate.
Who doesn't love cupcakes? Something about them bring out the inner child in us and satisfies our sweeth tooth. How about cupcake earrings, they're still heavy on the childhood nostaglia, but lite on the carbs.