Finally! We all know that everything is better with bacon and now we can enjoy it endlessly without any cooking or refrigeration with Squeez Bacon ($8). Yes that's right, squeezable bacon in a bottle! Just pop the top, give the bottle a firm squeeze and try not to drool as delicious, flavorful and healthy gourmet bacon oozes out over your sandwich, fruit, hamburger, salad, pasta, etc. Check out the video below to see the ultimate condiment in action! (via Michael Kiely)

A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a tube. Knowing he had discovered something paradigm-shifting, young Vilhelm Lillefläsk quickly went into business. That, dear friends, is when Squeez Bacon® was born. And this delicious delectable from Sweden has finally been brought over to the USA - now with American Flavor!

This is by far the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.