It's hard to find someone the perfect gift. Something personal, something of value. Something that will keep on giving them joy, long after you're gone. Something they can share with the world around them.

Something like Herpes.

This plush representation of the Herpes microbe is the most adorable little thing, with its beady little eyes and roundy yellowness!

You should get Herpes. And another for a friend. Because nothing says "I Love You" like giving someone Herpes.

These cute and cuddly venereal diseases might just replace today's teddy bear. Variations include: syphillis, chlamydia, herpes and gonorrhea. Definitely the result of a sick mind. They sure are cute, though.