Okay it's time to dip into your savings, sell your excess furniture, empty the change jar because the fabled Optimus Maximus Keyboard has descended from heaven for you the soon to be biggest geek and envy of all of your sub-geeks. This amazing keyboard features a tiny OLED screen on each key... that's 113 screens in all. Each key can change its image dynamically depending on what you're doing. Hold down SHIFT and all keys go uppercase. Run iTunes and you can set it so each hotkey has an image representing an album. Set a key to monitor your CPU usage or display what the weather is outside. How about the temperature inside your PC or you can create pictures across the whole keyboard. You can make a key into a tiny clock with moving hands and play animated gif files or even quicktime movies. Of course all this godly technology is going to cost you around $1,600.. and of course you will need to update your desktop to make it live up to the new standard set by your keyboard. Put this baby on your expense report/credit card and they (wife/boss - may be the same) will just figure e figure you missed a few digits on the expense report and after they see it they won't possibly deny you the privilege of having this toy for the gods..