he most certainly is worth his very own vineyard somewhere in the south of france, but let's be realistic - would you really go all the way to france and hang out on a vineyard when there's shopping to be had in paris?!?! right.

a tiny little bonsai tree made of grape vines that bears edible wine grapes is a much better idea. grow grapes on your windowsill. use the tickets for shopping.

These eco-conscious Wine Grape Bonsai are 10-12 year old wine grape specimens, literally bringing an authentic piece of California's Wine Country heritage into your home. This bonsai is grown best on a patio that's protected from the elements, but it will do equally well in any shaded spot. Watching your bonsai go from the active growing season into its dormant season will put you more in touch with the earth and its cycles.