We know that your days are often so busy you feel like you're moving at superhuman speed, so dress the part with these superhero-inspired frames that protect you from the UV rays of the villainous sun. With your choice of red, black, gold, or purple frames, you can save any outfit. Retro style to the rescue! In brand new, deadstock vintage condition! (via modcloth.com)

For those with the nerve to wear these, I salute you. (via Mod Cloth)