4 (3 oz.) Marinated Italian Chicken Breasts
1 (10 oz.) Marinara Sauce
1 (7 oz.) Penne Pasta
2 (0.5 oz.) Parmesan Cheese Shreds

Now it has come to my attention that some of you ladies cannot cook. Oh, I get it. Since women and men are "equal" now, men get to pay for all the dates, fix stuff, kill bugs, take out the trash and be well groomed and pretty just in time for company! Yay!.....................................

I tell you what...you better be real good at something else to make me tolerate this enourmous gender inequality....I mean real good.
Like awesome good....
Like wait till I tell my friends good.