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Consort For Men Hair Spray
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I don't ever wanna see a can of this stuff again. I'm sure it's a little different now. But back when no one gave a damn about the ozone & global warming, my dad use to use this stuff on me & my brother.
Every Sunday he'd stand us back to back in the bathroom and laminate our hair with this stuff. Had to keep your eyes closed or the stuff would burn your eyes. You couldn't open your mouth or it would get on your tongue. And you had to hold your nose shut or you'd inhale it and the stuff would prevent your lungs from expanding. So, there we'd stand, holding our breath in a dense fog of Consort hairspray.
Oh, because we were standing in a cloud of it, it got all over our face. You could feel it harden on your skin, and your face wouldn't move. It was like an aerosol form of Botox.
Ugh.
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LOL!!!! I can't stop laughing. This is the best recommendation ever. EVER!!!