Great book I've seen advertized in a magazine... I only wish I could remember which one... I'm still longing to find it on the book shelves of my local bookstore. This book claimms to teach you "All the Skills to Dodge the Kills". Whether your running from an insane axe murderer, an evil dolls, evil Japanese movies, murderous homecoming queens and more!Chapters include:

How to Survive a Night of Babysitting
How to Convince the Skeptical Local Sheriff
How to Perform an Exorcism
How to Tell If You’ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie
How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll (via Amazon.com)