Description

Most people's "when I make it" includes a car they'll accessorize with leather interiors that clean nice after pricey blow jobs, but I'd rather own Porsche sunglasses--Carrera-style--and a driver, than a Carrera.

Till Alfred's chauffeuring me to strip clubs, I'll be in fifth gear in five-inch heels and these Porsche sunglasses, sipping a hellish hot soy latte,double-checking appointments on a smart phone smarter than I, I--

Figure I can blame an accident on being a ¼ Asian Cracker Jap. (via Porsche Sunglasses)

Updated Sep 28, 2007