You Are a Dog: Life Through the Eyes of Man's Best Friend
I wrote it. "Beware the vacuum. The vacuum is evil. The vacuum will eat you, and eat the sofa, and eat the children. You are not afraid of the vacuum. You will stop the vacuum at all costs. If there is one thing you know about your time with your people, you know that you must rid this home of the vacuum." It's funny. You'll love it. I hope. If you don't? Well. You can go ahead and tell me. I don't mind. And blessings.