Because by society's definition, I'm actually...gulp, middle aged!
AAAAAugh!

Grandma can have a tattoo now too.

The snake wrapped around the large-lettered for the visually impaired vitamin/pill case is enough to make me buy these. They are absolutely hilarious. Perfect gift for someone who's gettin' older.

Oh, the poor elderly. Always being mocked by both youth and the youthful. These tattoos will probably never actually make it onto anyone who is actually elderly, but I guess there's room for young people to make just a little more fun of the old.

Funny gift giving idea for that birthday that nobody really wants to acknowledge. The temporary tattoos are hysterically funny and will really bring a sense of humor to the party.

Everything in life is a little easier to take if we have a sense of humor about it, and yes that includes old age. So for anyone who’s really "old school", here’s a set of tattoos guaranteed to generate laughs from Arizona to Florida, and every retirement community in-between. With ten different tattoos, you can choose from “Grand Mom”, “Retirement Home Boy”, or our personal favorite the "Pill Organizer wrapped in a Snake". They're so much fun, you’ll want to wear more than one! Tattoos will stay on up to three days; can wash lightly with soap and water; may come off in chlorinated water.

$6.75

I know, I'm a broken record when it comes to my praise for random bits of nonsense at parties. But it WORKS. I swear.

So think of these if you're throwing a 40th birthday party for someone, for example. A do-it-yourself tattoo station is always a hit. Expect it to be "the" hangout about two hours after people first hit your bar area. A big hit.

Or at the holidays, do you find yourself looking for a stocking stuffer grandma and grandpa haven't seen before? Chances are this one will fit the bill. I LOVE the pillbox one.

Not to make it all about me and my bad knees (14 years of Irish dancing lessons FOR WHAT?? FOR WHAT I ask you??), but when I first saw the arthritis tat I immediately knew where on my (hidden for modesty) I'd put it.