If you've ever seen a girl walking a small dog wearing shoes and thought to yourself, "Man, I really want to be more obnoxious than her, but I just don't know how."

Look no further!

Don your best brightly colored monochromatic velveteen tracksuit. Grab that oversized LV print bag or the Dooney & Bourke version (if you're poor). Slip into those Uggs, and strap these on to the soles of your unsuspecting feline.

Then, cram that little furball into your purse and go out in public.

Nothing says, "I have no idea what happened at the bar last night," or "Yes, my family has money, but I have no taste" quite like this combination in front of you at a Starbucks on a Sunday morning.