Forget the urn on the mantle. Now when you pass on, your loved ones can keep you close at hand. Not only will they be able to gaze on your decomposing countenance but they can set a cup of tea or a nice big book about Matisse on top of you. You'll be fun AND functional!

This casket coffee table is available with a wood or glass top. The glass top option allows it to function as a display case in addition to a coffee table. The website "Casket Furniture" offers all sorts of nifty morbid furniture solutions from book shelves to sofas to pool tables. Seriously, the pool table is pretty sweet but this coffee table really won my heart. It comes in a variety of wood finishes and lining colors. I would definitely recommend the glass top which to quote the manufacturer: "allows for creative display possibilities in casket cavity - wines, skeletons, fish, enemies, etc."