The "Brief Safe"
Okay, at first glance this seems like a joke. But I assure you, it's for real. These folks have made the ultimate theft-deterrent device - a pair of tighty-whiteys that look like they've been ... soiled. You keep your valuables inside, in plain sight, and we can guarantee no one will touch these things. Probably not even the maid.
This is in very poor taste, but it's even better than the lettuce safe! For sure my mother-in-law would never look here. However, she may ask my wife to divorce me though. Hmmm. Thinking twice about this.
Oh my goodness, thats gross. I don't know if it's a joke or not...haha, if someone was desperate enough they'd plug their nose and put gloves on.