I like chicks with guitars which means that I like this chick from Blood Red Shoes.

I'm pretty sure that I could beat up the drummer. I don't know if it's just this picture or if he always walks around shirtless with his nose bleeding.

I tried to find a picture of the two of them together, and this was the best that I could do. (It's not like I'm going to devote that much time to this.)

If the blood red shoe was on the other foot (See what I just did there?), and there was a shirtless chick with a bloody nose on the cover of this album with a dude in the foreground looking all tough, then you can bet NOW would be all like, "Boycott Blood Red Shoes, they promote violence against women!"

Sure it's negative press, but you would have heard of them by now without me telling you, right?

I also would recommend they not name a grunge band after a pair of red patent leather pumps.

That's why I'm good at PR.

Listen to "I Wish I Was Someone Better" and "You Bring Me Down" and "How to Pass the Time"