"Bound Book of the Internet (No. 5005), is an uncompromised source of all the information on the world wide web. Presented in chronological order so you might determine patterns day by day. Contained in a pre-weathered hardbound cover. Dimensions: 19.25" H x 14.5" W x 6.75" thick. Weighing approx. 8lbs.
Bound Book of the Internet

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From J. Peterman (via J.Peterman)