-One hen
-Two ducks
-Three squawking geese
-Four limerick oysters
-Five corpulent porpoises
-Six pair of Don Alverso's tweezers
-Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
-Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
-Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity to procrastination and sloth
-Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul, stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the query, all at the same time