I love those guys at ThinkGeek. They really come up with the silliest, whackiest and coolest stuff sometimes. I've never seen chain mail designs outside of sexy bikinis, etc... Well, and costumes for Shakespearean lovers. The fact they are selling these T-shirts for office warfare... hilarious. It has got to be soooo heavy on! Hey, good exercise perk.

For those days when you need to be impregnable; keep your friends close and your enemies closer!

It looks like something Noel Fielding (Boosh) would wear - a futuristic medieval tee-shirt.... or perhaps something Moz would have sung after - if you don't know what I'm talking about Why Dont You Find Out For Yourself?

Atlas, the dorkiest item of clothing you'll ever find. Inevitably soon to be part of The Big Bang Theory's wardrobe.

When we say chain mail, we mean real chain mail. Yes, thousands of chains put together to make a shirt.

...I don't think there really is anything else to say about this, except I want it.

I know they say that styles of the past will become the fads of today, but I don't think anyone was thinking Renaissance! For all you dragon slayers out there, Think Geek has heard your call and constructed this full chain metal shirt out of thousands of anodized aluminum rings. If not taken care of properly, these rings can bend, but Think Geek has generously provided extra rings to make repairs if need be. This shirt is not for the faint of heart, weighing in at around 20 pounds the rings can easily get caught in long hair (ouch!). If you have always wanted to be a knight though, this is the perfect shirt for you! Fair thee well traveler on thy most noble quest.

For those times when you need some extra chest protection from unsuspecting gangsters who tend to stab you on your side, this is the perfect shirt. It's so shiny that you could probably wear this inside a club.

This is always a handy thing to have around for when zombies start showing up - they can't bite through this and change you into the undead. With just a few handy weapons and this shirt you will be near invincible.

There will never be a cooler t-shirt than the Medieval Chainmail T-Shirt. Yes, that's right, a real lightweight (20 pounds!) t-shirt forged from thousands of anodized aluminum metal rings. No knight would ever leave the castle without this protective suit-of-armor undergarment and neither should you. Simply wear it underneath your regular suit to the office and you'll always be protected from a horrific stabbing near the breakroom or from the occassional flying pens and scissors. Awesome casual Friday shirt, because chainmail is definitely the new black! (via The Green Head)

Where was ThinkGeek when I was ten years old?