Dude, I got some bamboo sheets from Target this past summer and they are so incredible. Super-soft with a bit of sheen, naturally antimicrobial, and one of the most abundant renewable resources on the planet. I can only imagine what these towels feel like dryin' off your bum.

If only they came in pink...

These bath towels are part bamboo part egyptian cotton (can you say luxurious). Bamboo absorbs quickly, is naturally antibacterial, and is a sustainable resource. I wonder what colors and patterns Rogan has going on in his home.