As the economy swirls down the drain, you are going to need an extra strong paperweight like the Stock Market Paperweight ($25) on your desk to hold down that mounting pile of unpaid bills, foreclosure notice, stock loss reports and pink slip from your former employer. Designed by Tibor Kalman / M&Co, this stylish and appropriate paperweight is made from rigid silk-screened vinyl that is hand-crumpled and wrapped around a steel weight. It also makes a great gift for your stockbroker or banker, just be sure to deliver it safely through their window. (via Michael Kiely)