"Now you can turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends!" Like the beer belly, you slip this on under your clothes, fill them with your favorite beverage, and enjoy the stares. Of course, you'll need to gauge your drinking along with your party mates. Wait until they're pretty well gone before guzzling your gazongas, because they'll be wondering where they went. (via Thrillist)

Your bra can be used for more than just holding the girls!

get two for one... get drunk and have big boobs

haha, combine this with the "beer belly" hidden flask you you could be set for days... if that's what you're into of course.

Genius. GENIUS.

If you don't want to spend $30 bucks on this very cool product, I've found a really nice inexpensive disposable/collapsible flask at www.disposableflasks.com. Hold 5 shots, empties completely flat and you don’t have to worry about losing a nice flask.

If there was ever a reason to bring sand to the beach, then this is it fellas. This product allows ladies to go up a size or two in the breast size department while simultaneously continbuting alcohol to whatever party/club that you decide to go to. So fellas...be warned women have combined sex appeal and alcohol so that they can further take advantage/expolit us! Damn they are so clever! How did they know that we like breasts AND booze?

And ladies I issue you this warning...if I meat you and your bra is stuffed, be it with tissue paper or booze, I reserve my right as a man to LIE to you about something in the future. It is only fair. (via thegreenhead)

If there are two things that are revered here at Shoparooni, they're booze and boobs.

Anything that finds a way to highlight BOTH at the SAME TIME is, quite simply, the best thing ever.